Hi y´all, this is big bad Dimitri blogging to you from the bright interior of the world´s biggest, baddest fast food chain. Free wifi and some not-so-bad coffee beckons me.
Here are some of the contradictions that riddle and kill me:
I. Here I am, Mr. F-U-Huge-Corporation . . .
. . . and I am sitting here in McDiggyD´s
II. I am Mr. Sociable, or at least I like to think I am . . .
III. I am Mr. F-U-Coffee who quit the dark brown drug 2 years ago . . .
. . . and now ordering 80% decaf with 20% caf. Welcome back, addiction . . .
IV. I want 6-pack abs by summer, and he** if I´m going to get them . . .
. . . seeing how I pig out at 9 pm every night:
– whole wheat torrilla wraps caked in peanut butter and 20 cal/tbsp non-sugared jam, with a half glass of red wine, or full glass of chocolate soya milk.
V. Perfect time to go jogging, early in the morn, bird chirpin´ outside . . .
. . . and I gots me fat arse slappin´ the hard chair at Raunchy Ron´s.
VI. There is more, but do y´all think I´m gonna waste your and my time on it . . .