Christians Need to Repent in Dust and Ashes – Corporate Avenger’s Contribution to the Discussion

Spike ‘Corporate’ Xavier and Adawee the Wind (Patrick Dubar) have a skookum band called Corporate Avenger, designed to anger Christians and other fundamentalists at every turn.  Here is a review of one album, Freedom Is A State of Mind.

I personally believe that the Sacred Scriptures are an excellent treatise to help us connect with our Creator and respect our fellow Earth Crawlers (you and me).  I hold that the Truth has been hijacked by the Bifteks (my word for “bastards”, i.e., illegitimate children) in the Catholic, Orthodox, Protestant, Evangelical Churches and other sects (Mormonism, Jehovah’s Witnesses, Local Church, Branhamites, etc.).  Yeshua (Jesus) said “Love Yahweh (God) with all your heart, soul, mind and strength”.  So what have the Christians done?  They love money, fame and power with all their heart, soul, mind and strength.  Yeshua said “Love your nieghbour as yourself”.  Christians?  They ceaselessly find new enemies to hate: First Nations/Native Americans, Muslims, atheists, homosexuals, abortion-getters, the “Left” or whoever gets in the way of their campaign for domination of US, Canada and the world.  In essence, they have hijacked the good words of Yahweh and substituted it with a Prostitute Religion of warmongering, oppression of the poor, boring and tasteless (not to mention meaningless) music, and outright racism.

Yeah, it’s true: Christians have been behind:

– the KKK

– genocide of the First Nations of Turtle Island (Canada and US) and around the world (Australia, New Zealand, the Caribbean, etc.)

– lynching of African-Americans

– backing George Bush Jr and Tony Blair in attacking Afghanistan and Iraq

– hurting gays and girls who have had abortions

– persecuting people of all religions, especially Muslims and atheists (yes, atheism is a religion, organised or disorganised)

Christians, get on your faces and repent.  Cry and weep and change your filthy hearts.  I have done it myself, now it’s your turn.  Check out James 5, 2 Peter, Jude, Hosea, Amos, and other Biblical texts on the Pharisees (Matthew 20+, John, etc) and the churches of Revelation.  It all applies to you, not just “someone else out there”.  You have supported the singlemost oppressive empire in world history, that has killed more people than Genghis Khan, Hitler, Stalin, Pol Pot, the Vikings, etc combined: THE ANGLO-AMERICAN EMPIRE.  

Then you sent out your missionaries to convert people and make them twice the sons of hell you are: (Matthew 23:15 NIV – “Woe to you, teachers of the law and Pharisees, you hypocrites! You travel over land and sea to win a single convert, and when he becomes one, you make him twice as much a son of hell as you are.”).

Well, actually, your non-European converts are a lot nicer than you are.  They’re not as Redneck as you are.  But they still follow your lead: reading and listening to Joel Osteen, John McArthur, Charles Swindoll, Rick Warren, John Piper, Mark Driscoll and all that stuff, pretending to be such good and godly people, while living out racism and support of the rich 10% of society at every turn.

Crap like the escapist Rapture, where all the born agains get yanked up into the sky and leave everyone else to get poisoned, tortured and burnt by nuclear weapons.

Supporting the fake-Jewish Fascist state of Israel, who mock everything decent and respectable about the Jewish culture, not to mention committing genocide against Palestinian Muslims, Christians, etc.

Sending your corporate killers (Academi/Blackwater) alongside your soldiers to Iraq and Afghanistan to murder innocents, then at the same time sending Bibles.  Frack, the Iraqi Christians have fled their homeland lived in for hundreds and thousands of years, living alongside Muslims all this time, because your sorry ass came in and upset the balance!  Now the Chaldean Christians from Iraq all live in my neighbourhood near Vancouver, North Turtle Island (Canada), all because of you!

You jerks were even surmising whether Obama was the Anti-Christ!  Frack!  Why didn’t you ever figure it out that Dick Cheney is as Anti-Christ as any many will ever be!

Anyways, enough of my rant.  CHRISTIANS, REPENT!

REALLY follow the Bible by:

– loving Yahweh not wealth, popularity and power

– loving your neighbours, including atheists, girls who have abortions, First Nations / Native Americans, Buddhists, Muslims, agnostics, the “Left”, Sikhs, Mormons, Hindus, indigenous traditionalists (whom you falsely label as Animists or Shamans), etc.


Cheers, and thanks for Corporate Avenger for songs like “Every Moment Is A Gift” and “Christians Murdered Indians”!


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