Can’t Hear Coz Your Mouth’s Full of . . .

Wow, the next time I hear Stephen Harper or his buddies in power, such as Jason Kenney, Joe Oliver, Jim Flaherty, etc. (see all the Neo-Conservative Stooge Ministers here),  I will sing the words of this Chumbawamba song to myself:

I can't hear you 'cos your mouth's full of shit
Do something about it

Well I'm really back to basics right beside a bar
Choke the double trouble big one to the joker with card
Good call
What's the crack what's the damage done today
From teh commons to the common a banana skin away
Knock it back knock it out
Chuck a nightmare dart
Quiet
Compere on the mic turns turning to the court
Putting beef vol-au-vents across the union jack
Bolinger and bitter says the colonies are back

I can't hear you 'cos your mouth's full of shit
Do something about it

You think you're God's gift
You're liar
I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire

Up yer ronson
Take a tab
With a flash of zippo light
Catch the hip parade passing the polaroids right
Check the manic little rebel with a bottle in his hand
A rhyming manifesto and a butty from his mam
Local lad made bad with cowboy charm
Claims he doesn't really mean every screw-'em-all barb
Pass the mic
Karaoke with the yesteryear stars
Time to weep into your beer til the fireworks start

I can't hear you 'cos your mouth's full of shit
Do something about it

You think you're God's gift
You're liar
I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire

Maybe I could include Obama, Clinton, Pat Robertson, and all the pro-Israel Evangelical Fascists too.

I must add though, if these mine opponents were on fire, the Neighbour-love thing to do would be to urinate on them.  This also may be fun too, hehehe . . .

Cheers,

Dimitri

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Hi, I´m Dimitri. I have lived in Turtle Island for awhile now, so my cultural understanding is slowly improving. Also, I can see things in this place that boggle my mind. Thus this blog...
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